A crowdfunding group in Denmark has proposed that their country acquire the US state of California for $1 trillion and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.
The satirical idea of purchasing the territory comes after US President Donald Trump reiterated his interest in buying Greenland.
Trump has repeatedly floated the idea of acquiring Greenland – an autonomous territory of Denmark – citing the island’s significant strategic and economic value for the USA.
Both Danish and Greenlandic officials have vehemently rejected the idea. Trump, however, has suggested that he would be prepared to use military (NATO state vs. NATO state?) and economic force to obtain the territory.
US Secretary of State Marco Rubio also stressed last month that purchasing Greenland is a serious goal and not a joke.
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In response to Trump’s continued interest in the island, the ‘Denmarkification’ group has outlined its own proposal to the US president, offering to take California off his hands and throw in a lifetime supply of Danish pastries to “sweeten the deal.”
The group pointed out that Trump has already described the state of California as “the most ruined” in the USA. Wildfires and drought have California in a choking grip over the past years. Previously a large part of California would be returned to indigenous Indians.
The proposal is presented as a crowdfunded effort, with the group estimating that each Danish citizen would only need to “skip a few lattes” and contribute approximately 200,000 kroner ($27,675).
The group humorously suggested that the acquisition would bring Danish cultural values, including “hygge” (comfort), bike lanes and Smorrebrod sandwiches to California.
The group also said it plans to rename Disneyland to Hans Christian Andersenland, writing Mickey Mouse in a Viking helmet? Yes please.
Speaking to Politico’s Playbook over the weekend, the group’s founder, Xavier Dutoit, has also suggested that LEGO executives should lead the talks with the USA about acquiring the state because dealing with children throwing tantrums over missing bricks has made them experts in negotiation.
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Trump’s idea to purchase Greenland has been met with significant pushback, including from Greenlanders themselves, only 6% of whom have expressed a desire to join the USA, according to a recent Danish opinion poll.
Another survey has also found that nearly half of Danes see the USA as a threat to the country, with more than 70% opposing any sale of Greenland.
RT. com / ABC Flash Point News 2025.
Good joke but…California, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Michigan, New York, Massachusetts, and other blue states are more interested to become part of True North Confederation with Canada after the Great Orange leader will bankrupt US in the next year.
We welcome the brightest of USA to live together in peace and prosperity. Long live the True North
Go for it. The USA needs to break up for the sake of all Americans. But the US was already bankrupt a long time ago, well before Trump.
America was captured by a Satanic private foreign corporation in 1871 and hasn’t existed since then. Restore the Constitutional Republic and reestablish a moral and lawful government and let people decide if something has been put back in place that deserves their allegiance. Everything is about eternity. Life is just a breath, but eternity is infinite.
Canada shot itself in the foot with sanctions, a member of BRICS can’t sanction each other. Canada also has a very large population of Polish and Ukrainians that would basically mean political suicide for any party that dropped those sanctions.